Drift: Did it hurt?
Ratchet, rolling his optics: When I fell from Heaven?
Drift, shaking his helm: No.
Drift, grinning: When you fell for me?

Drift: Did it hurt?
Ratchet, rolling his optics: When I fell from Heaven?
Drift, shaking his helm: No.
Drift, grinning: When you fell for me?
Drift: Please? For me?
Ratchet: Don’t do that.
Drift: What?
Ratchet: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Drift: Please? For me?
Ratchet: …Okay.
(On the Command Deck, there is a board that says “Days Since Last Rodimus-Related Incident: 0)
Ultra Magnus: erasing the 0
Megatron: Finally got up to 1, huh?
Ultra Magnus: Oh no, I just like writing the 0 in different colors
I’m almost done catching up on Earthspark and I hope, hope that Ratchet shows up next season but I need him to show up a certain way
Ratchet shows up for his dunno maybe a twice a year check-in, catches sight of the Terrans, and immediently starts tearing into OP and Megatron because THERES FRAGGING SPARKLINGS AND YOU DIDN’T TELL ME???
And coming in behind him is Deadlock. Red optics, Decepticon symbol proudly displayed on his chest, dangerous energy overall
OP and Megatron are watching him warily because what is going on?? Deadlock??? Wat??? And Ratchet is just checking over the Terrans, muttering to himself threats on reformating OP and Megatron into toasters, ignoring the way everyone is suddenly tense because there’s a very dangerous Decepticon Oh my Primus Ratchet why is there a very dangerous Decepticon
A very dangerous Decepticon who Ratchet turns around, points a finger at, and tells him to stop leering and make himself useful damnit Drift this is why I said I’d come alone
And Deadlock. Just. Melts. Awww but Ratty
Full on heart-eyes, following at his heels, speaking kindly to the Terrans and kids, the whole nine-yards
The only hiccup is when OP warily slides over and is like So Drift?
And Deadlock turns to him, fangs flashing, It’s Deadlock to you
Jazz break
Postcard commissions
Post with details.
I’ll also renew info soon
Neat thing i learned abt cybertronians, they should use it for bee :]
☕️ Wing
Ratchet: Okay, yeah, I LOVE Drift. I have loving feelings for Drift. But does that mean that I am IN alive with him? No-
Ratchet:
Ratchet: Primus! I’m in love with Drift!
Ratchet, to the others: Why didn’t you guys tell me??
Rodimus: We thought you knew.
Rodimus, while attempting to find Drift: Which way did he go?
Ratchet: Well… based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks in the corner, and the slight disturbance in the dirt… I’d guess he went left.
Rodimus: You… could really figure it out from that?
Ratchet, showing Rodimus his datapad: No, you idiot. Drift sent me a text. See?